break up story

Original Title: break up story

Breakup Story.. Girl: Hi Baby .. Boy: Hi My lovely .. (Sending failed) Girl : Are you here? Boy: Yes Yes I’m here (Sending failed) Girl: Are you ignoring me or what!!? Boy: Honey im not… Im right here… :/ (Sending failed) Girl: It’s over. Dont you ever talk to me again! Boy: Damn ! Go to hell :@ ( Message Sent! 

English: break up story

Story breakup .. Girl: Hi Baby .. Boy: Hi my lovely .. (Sending failed) Girl: Are you here? Boy: Yes, Yes I'm here (Sending failed) Girl: Are you ignoring me or what!! Boy: Honey im not ... I'm right here ...: / (Sending failed) Girl: It's over. Do you ever talk to me again! Boy: Damn! Go to hell: @ (Message Sent!)

BUSTED

Original Title: BUSTED

INA:Anak tawagan mo nga tatay mo,tanungin mo bakit wala pa siya hanggang ngayon. BALONG:cge nay!.nay babae naman ang sumagot INA:Lintik!!!sabi ko na nga, may tinatago yang tatay mo, eh! Anong sabi? BALONG: “You only have one peso in your account…” Hindi ko natinapos, Nay, mukhang matapobre, eh!Nag Ienglish pa siya di ko na alam kung ano isasagot ko eh 


English:

MOTHER: Children who call you father, you ask why nothing had been normal until now. BALONG: cge nay:. Nay woman turn mother replied: Binibini! I said that, with hidden yang father, eh? What says? BALONG: "You only have one peso in your account ..." I do not natinapos, Mom, looks matapobre, eh? He Ienglish Do I know what my answer eh

Original Title: WTF (WHERE’S THE FISH)

NANAY: anak hugasan mu yung isda … bilis … ANAK: anu ba yan , utos na naman WTF !!! …. NANAY: anu ?? What The F*** ??? ANAK: hindi ,…… Where’s The Fish sus! maayoha og ali’bay : 


English: WTF (WHERE’S THE FISH)

MOTHER: I mu children wash fish ... speed ... CHILD: Why do that, I command WTF! .... MOTHER: Why? What The F ***? CHILD: No, ... ... Where's The Fish gosh! maayoha og ali'bay:

Rape, MySpace, RIP read?

Original Title: RIP rApe dAw pag binasa?

Inday.. Kasama ang Amo sa Sementeryo.. Inday: Mam, lahat pu pala ng nakalibing ditu.. Ginahasa.. Amo: Pano mo naman nalaman Inday? Inday: Tegnan nyu pu ung Lapeda.. Nakasulat.. RIP.. 



English: Rape, MySpace, RIP read?

Inday .. Along with the Employer in the cemetery .. Inday: Mam, all buried shovel ditu pu .. Raped .. Employer: How do you Inday I found? Inday: Tegnan Lapeda nyu ung pu .. Written .. RIP ..

was good looking?

Original Title: si good looking?

BOY : Ganda ng lips mo .. GIRL : Thanks .. BOY : Ganda ng Eyes mo .. GIRL : Thanks :”> BOY : Ganda ng Face mo .. GIRL : Of Course! :”> BOY : Lahat maganda sayo .. GIRL : I know right? > BOY : Buti ka pa ipinanganak na Good Looking samantalang ako .. SINUNGALING !!!! 



English: was good looking?

BOY: Nice lips you .. GIRL: Thanks .. BOY: You .. Nice Eyes GIRL: Thanks: "> Boy: Nice Face to .. GIRL: Of Course! "> BOY: All you beautiful .. GIRL: I know right? > Boy: you are Buti was born while I'm Good Looking .. SINUNGALING!

Love disappeared!

Original Title: Pag-ibig na Naglaho!


May mag syota na di na nagkita ng 2 months.. then 1 day nagkita silla ulit.. ang unang tanong ng girl sa boy.. “MAHAL MO PA BA AKO?” Hindi nakasagot ang boy. ang ginawa niya.. kinuha nya ang kamay ng girl sabay itinapat sa kanyang dibdib. At duon napaiyak yung girl.. kasi may boobs na pala ang bruka ! mujer na pala siya=)

English: Love disappeared!
Sweetheart that I have to be met for 2 months .. They then met again 1 day .. The first question the girl the boy .. "I NEED I yet?" I was able the boy. he did .. nya took at the hands of the girl flashed her chest. And I weep similarities girl .. kasi boobs have turned out witch! mujer to shovel him =)