break up story

Original Title: break up story

Breakup Story.. Girl: Hi Baby .. Boy: Hi My lovely .. (Sending failed) Girl : Are you here? Boy: Yes Yes I’m here (Sending failed) Girl: Are you ignoring me or what!!? Boy: Honey im not… Im right here… :/ (Sending failed) Girl: It’s over. Dont you ever talk to me again! Boy: Damn ! Go to hell :@ ( Message Sent! 

English: break up story

Story breakup .. Girl: Hi Baby .. Boy: Hi my lovely .. (Sending failed) Girl: Are you here? Boy: Yes, Yes I'm here (Sending failed) Girl: Are you ignoring me or what!! Boy: Honey im not ... I'm right here ...: / (Sending failed) Girl: It's over. Do you ever talk to me again! Boy: Damn! Go to hell: @ (Message Sent!)

BUSTED

Original Title: BUSTED

INA:Anak tawagan mo nga tatay mo,tanungin mo bakit wala pa siya hanggang ngayon. BALONG:cge nay!.nay babae naman ang sumagot INA:Lintik!!!sabi ko na nga, may tinatago yang tatay mo, eh! Anong sabi? BALONG: “You only have one peso in your account…” Hindi ko natinapos, Nay, mukhang matapobre, eh!Nag Ienglish pa siya di ko na alam kung ano isasagot ko eh 


English:

MOTHER: Children who call you father, you ask why nothing had been normal until now. BALONG: cge nay:. Nay woman turn mother replied: Binibini! I said that, with hidden yang father, eh? What says? BALONG: "You only have one peso in your account ..." I do not natinapos, Mom, looks matapobre, eh? He Ienglish Do I know what my answer eh

Original Title: WTF (WHERE’S THE FISH)

NANAY: anak hugasan mu yung isda … bilis … ANAK: anu ba yan , utos na naman WTF !!! …. NANAY: anu ?? What The F*** ??? ANAK: hindi ,…… Where’s The Fish sus! maayoha og ali’bay : 


English: WTF (WHERE’S THE FISH)

MOTHER: I mu children wash fish ... speed ... CHILD: Why do that, I command WTF! .... MOTHER: Why? What The F ***? CHILD: No, ... ... Where's The Fish gosh! maayoha og ali'bay:

Rape, MySpace, RIP read?

Original Title: RIP rApe dAw pag binasa?

Inday.. Kasama ang Amo sa Sementeryo.. Inday: Mam, lahat pu pala ng nakalibing ditu.. Ginahasa.. Amo: Pano mo naman nalaman Inday? Inday: Tegnan nyu pu ung Lapeda.. Nakasulat.. RIP.. 



English: Rape, MySpace, RIP read?

Inday .. Along with the Employer in the cemetery .. Inday: Mam, all buried shovel ditu pu .. Raped .. Employer: How do you Inday I found? Inday: Tegnan Lapeda nyu ung pu .. Written .. RIP ..

was good looking?

Original Title: si good looking?

BOY : Ganda ng lips mo .. GIRL : Thanks .. BOY : Ganda ng Eyes mo .. GIRL : Thanks :”> BOY : Ganda ng Face mo .. GIRL : Of Course! :”> BOY : Lahat maganda sayo .. GIRL : I know right? > BOY : Buti ka pa ipinanganak na Good Looking samantalang ako .. SINUNGALING !!!! 



English: was good looking?

BOY: Nice lips you .. GIRL: Thanks .. BOY: You .. Nice Eyes GIRL: Thanks: "> Boy: Nice Face to .. GIRL: Of Course! "> BOY: All you beautiful .. GIRL: I know right? > Boy: you are Buti was born while I'm Good Looking .. SINUNGALING!